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This set of funny stickers printable sheets is built for planners, laptops, phone cases and water bottles that could use a little more personality. Twenty-one sheets cover grumpy cats, dramatic vegetables, silly faces, clumsy animals and a whole cast of other characters, every joke told through the drawing with zero words needed.
Print on sticker paper for a true peel-and-stick sticker, or on plain paper and attach each one with a glue stick for journals and cards. Print every sheet at actual size, then cut around each character leaving a thin white border so the ink line stays crisp.
Using these images: free for personal projects such as printing, coloring, cards, journals and gifts. Handmade items that include them may be sold up to 30 pieces per design. More than that is commercial use and is not permitted, and neither is selling or sharing the images themselves or passing them off as your own. Please ask before any other use.
Dramatic Vegetables
Six cats in various states of disapproval make up this sheet, perfect for the planner week that did not go according to plan. Stick the judging cat on a Monday box and let it speak for itself.
Printed on sticker paper, these peel cleanly onto a laptop lid or a water bottle without curling at the edges. On plain paper, a dab of glue at the back works just as well and keeps the sheet usable for journals too.

Six vegetables having the worst or best day of their lives, a fainting potato next to a buff carrot flexing with pride.

These six faces skip the animal costume entirely and go straight for the expression, tongue out, cheeks puffed, eyes crossed. They work well tucked into the corner of a note or stuck to the back of a phone case where a little silliness is welcome.
For more face expressions to doodle freehand once this sheet runs out, the face doodles collection has plenty of ideas to keep going.

A pug in a party hat and a husky mid-howl lead this sheet of six dogs, each one caught in a moment too goofy to stage.

This sheet trades animals for mugs that are just as expressive, a mug with droopy eyes that says the whole morning without a single word. The empty mug crying pairs nicely on a Monday planner box next to anything from the grumpy cats sheet.
Leave the thin white border around each mug when cutting, it keeps the fine outline from getting clipped and makes the sticker look cleaner once it’s stuck down on a journal page or a laptop lid.

Six animals caught mid-wobble fill this sheet, from a giraffe tangled in its own scarf to a cow rolling along on skates.

A lemon in sunglasses and a pineapple wearing a crown set the tone for this sheet of fruit with more attitude than any fruit bowl deserves. The strawberry with lipstick is a favorite for decorating the cover of a planner.
Print it on sticker paper for a water bottle or phone case, or on plain paper for a card, the fruit theme pairs easily with the funny food sheet later in this set for a full kitchen-themed spread.

A pigeon in a necktie and a puffin in sunglasses headline this sheet of six birds that never quite got the memo on dignity.

This sheet turns snack time into a cast of characters, a dancing taco next to a pizza slice stretching like it just woke up. Stick the napping sushi roll onto a lunchbox note or the edge of a recipe card.
Pair it with the sassy fruit sheet for a planner spread about meals, or with dramatic desserts a little further down this set for the sweeter side of the menu.

Six blobs carry every mood a day can hold, from the one hiding in a box to the one waving a tiny white flag in surrender.

A frog in a cowboy hat and another balanced on a unicycle make this one of the busier sheets in the set, six frogs each doing something they have no business doing. The meditating frog is the calm one of the bunch.
On sticker paper these peel off clean enough for a water bottle that gets handled daily. On plain paper, cut close with small scissors and glue them into a journal margin where a frog seems appropriate.

A droopy fern and a yawning succulent lead this sheet of six houseplants that look like they need a nap as much as water.

This sheet gives six dinosaurs the kind of ordinary problems they never had sixty-five million years ago, a T-rex trying hard to clap and a baby dino tripping over its own feet. The dinosaur slurping spaghetti is impossible not to laugh at.
These look great scattered across the edges of a laptop lid as a little herd, or saved for a card for anyone who still loves dinosaurs no matter their age.

A juggling octopus and a whale wearing a snorkel headline six sea creatures that clearly did not take the ocean seriously today.

Six desserts behave as dramatically as any real dessert should, a bitten donut crying and a pudding wobbling in fear of the spoon. The cake slice sunbathing is pure summer energy for a water bottle.
For more frosting-worthy mischief to draw by hand once the sheet is used up, the funny birthday card ideas collection keeps the dessert jokes coming.

A hamster with impossibly stuffed cheeks and one wearing a tiny hat make this sheet of six hamsters pure chaos in miniature.

This sheet breaks from characters entirely and gives six disguise pieces instead, perfect for sticking over a photo in a journal to turn a serious face silly in seconds. The nose glasses and curly wig are the most popular combination.
These work especially well paired with the silly faces sheet earlier in this set, mixing and matching a mustache or a clown nose onto a blank expression for an instant joke.

A couch potato clutching a remote and a potato lifting weights prove six potatoes can have more personality than most vegetables combined.

Six chickens cause more trouble than any coop should allow, one running from an egg and another sitting calmly inside a teacup as if nothing is unusual. The chicken with a mohawk is a favorite for decorating a laptop.
Cut these with a small pair of scissors first, then switch to a craft knife for the gap between the chicken’s legs and the rain boots, it keeps the shape sharp.

A llama in a feather boa and another mid-faint make this sheet of six llamas the most theatrical animals in the whole set.

The last sheet in this set gives six cows their moment, one bouncing on a trampoline and another floating along on a pool float without a care. The cow with a milk mustache is a small joke that lands every time.
Stick these across a water bottle for a full farmyard effect, or save one or two for the back of a card as a last funny touch before sealing the envelope.

What to Do Next
Pick a sheet or two that match the mood of the week, print them at actual size, and let the laundry basket cat or the fainting llama do the talking on a planner, laptop or water bottle.
Frequently Asked Questions
What paper works best for funny stickers printable sheets?
Printable sticker paper gives a true peel-and-stick result, while plain paper with a glue stick works just as well for journals and cards. Matte sticker paper takes color well and resists smudging more than glossy options.
What printer settings give the best result?
Print at actual size, never scaled to fit the page, so each sticker matches its intended size on a planner or water bottle. Select the highest quality or photo setting available for crisp outlines and clean color.
How should the stickers be cut out?
Cut around each character leaving a thin white border, which protects the fine ink outline from getting clipped. Use small scissors for the outer shape and a craft knife for tight inner curves like ears or tiny limbs.
Can these stickers go on a laptop or water bottle?
Yes, printed on sticker paper they stick cleanly to laptops, phone cases and water bottles. A clear coat of laminate or packing tape over the top adds extra durability for anything that gets handled daily.
Can these be used in a journal instead of as stickers?
Yes, print them on plain paper and attach with a glue stick for the same look in a journal or planner. This also works well for anyone without sticker paper on hand who still wants the designs on a page.